JOE: "I wonder why turkey is so much cheaper than chicken?
I mean really, people only make turkey once a year, Thanksgiving.
Ok, maybe twice with Christmas.
Oh and Easter.
I mean, people only make turkey maybe three times a year.
You would think they would charge more for turkey because they don't sell it as often.
Don't you agree? I mean, fuck....
Do you ever hear anyone say, come on over for dinner. We're having turkey.
No, no you don't."
And you all wonder why I'm crazy...