JOE: Did you hear they were selling fake ketchup in New Jersey?
ME: What?
JOE: Fake ketchup.
Me: What is fake ketchup?
JOE: I mean counterfeit ketchup.
ME: ???
JOE: Someone was putting cheap ketchup in Heinz bottles and selling it. Who thought of that? I mean why not mustard?
ME: OMG!!!
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